To what could you compare a Pope
how should you think of him
to live in truth and not in whim
equipped with lore and not a dope
a PIMP though that is not my hope
The history of the papacy
should not be known by you and me
it^s secret cause it^s full of lies
to keep it all in good disguise
that you would not be wise
I^ll give them this
they teach dead Jesus
but they use His name in vain
it^s not to bring you pain
but to bring them gain
The two main doctrines of the church
where the foundation took its birth
are the infallibility of the pope
and his key to the pearly gates
the rivals and the truth he hates.